Guy: I’m from Beaconsfield, it’s on the island of Montreal.
Girl: Where is the island of Montreal?

-New Rez

Waiter: How would you like your eggs?
Guy #1: Easy-over please.
Guy #2: It’s over-easy, dude.
Girl: Yeah, he’s right.
Guy #1: Oh whatever.. hold my dick.
(pause)
Guy #1: Or wait.. dick my hold.

-Chez Cora

Prof: It’s tough to just walk into someone’s office and stab him through the heart. It’s hard! Believe me!

-Unknown Class

Girl 1: God, what are you drinking?
Girl 2: Soy milk.
Girl 1: SOY WHITE MILK?

-Arts Lounge

Girl 1: It says here that Sarah Palin has a baby with Down’s Syndrome.
Girl 2: Oh…
Girl 1: Do you know who Sarah Palin is?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s that woman with the huge hands, right?

-Campus

Prof: There have been accounts of down syndrome kids who’ve done really well, gone on to get university degrees… usually from Concordia.

-Stewart Bio

Guy 1: Viruses are like the STDs of porn.
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s why you use a Mac. It’s like wearing a condom.
Guy 1: Yeah, but it just doesn’t feel the same.

-Duluth

Girl:So I booked my cruise and my trip to Florida in the same week. People who aren’t Jewish don’t understand that going to Florida is not a luxury anymore.

-Second Cup

Hey loyal readers,

     Sorry for the lack of recent posts.  We are just in the middle of some re-organizing.  We will be back very soon with some funny new posts.  Just keep your mouth shut to make sure they aren’t from you…

Upper year girl, on a recent relationship with a much younger student: I couldn’t get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!

- McGill Ghetto