Thursday, May 1, 2008

Best. Magic School Bus Episode. Ever.

Drunk girl (at 3 pm): No, I’m NOT hiding in my vagina!! I’m NOT hiding in my vagina!!
- Lower Field

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I’ll have the Carbon and Oxygen Trio. But can I replace the second Carbon with another Oxygen?

Girl 1: I think I have food poisoning.
Girl 2: Yeah, it’s going around. I had it the other day, so did my friend. It must be something in the air.
- Schulich 5

Friday, April 11, 2008

Did Mother’s Day Come Early or something?

Student: There are two things I hate this much: One is this program… The other is your mom.
- Trottier

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Except you in the back. You can be our test dummy.

Prof: If we were all in this room naked, we’d be pretty ugly to look at.
- Phil. Foundations of Ed., Education Faculty

Saturday, March 8, 2008

It’s like we’ve been married for years.

Girl: I’m so tired I think I’m gonna kill myself.
Guy: (Walking away) Alright, gimme a call.
- Outside Burnside Hall

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