[5 black guys and their wigger friend pose for a picture at a party]
Wigger (as photo gets taken, jokingly): I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!
[photo gets taken]
Black Guy 1: Man, you hear what he just said?
Black Guy 2: That shit ain’t funny!
Random White Guy: It’s kind of funny…

–Party on Prince Arthur/Aylmer

Girl 1: He’s from Zambodia…it’s in Africa.
Girl 2: Oh cool!
Girl 3: Wait…don’t you mean Cambodia?
Girl 1: Yeah, whatever, that’s in Africa, right?
Girl 3: ummm… no… isn’t Cambodia by like Indonesia?
Girl 2: OH YEAH! hahaha
Girl 3: wait…where’s Zambodia then…? Do you mean Zimbabwe???

—Outside of Bronfman

[on the first day of HIST 200: Intro to African History]
Girl 1: Are you seriously planning to take this class?
Girl 2: No. I’m just checking it out.
Girl 1: I don’t even know why I’m in this class, I’m not black.

– LEACOCK

“oh, i’m sure its just a weather balloon … or a foreign exchange student.”

[outside stripclub, in broad daylight, two attractive girls pass]

stripclub hypeman: hey baby, you lookin’ good. What are you? Are you Lebanese?
[girls hurry away]
girl 1: what did he mean am i Lebanese? does that mean he thinks my sunglasses are ugly?
girl 2: no way, they look totally hot on you.