[Two guys walking out of the fitness centre]
Guy 1 (to Guy 2): “I feel like we should just get married. At least then cheating is a sin against God.”
Guy 2: “God already hates us.”
Guy 1: “Speak for yourself, homo.”

–McGill Gym

“It can’t be that hard. People have been making babies for centuries.”
–Behind the McGill gym

[two twelve year old boys walking down the hallway of the Currie gym]
Boy1: sometimes I… *sigh* I just don’t understand myself…
Boy2: well *I* don’t understand math
Boy1: sometimes….my head just goes to the birds.