Whisperered in Maclennan Library
girl: i totally want someone to steal my laptop so my dad will buy me a new one for christmas.
guy: i’ll pay you $50 for your laptop and you can say it was stolen
girl: why don’t you just steal it?

[Scene: Bouncy blonde in puffy coat and crocs walking on Milton. She is walking away from campus. She picks up her cell phone.]
Bouncy Girl: (in whispered tone) Hello?….No, I’m in the library….Oh my god, I’m so stressed…Ok…I’ll see you in bronfman later…Bye.

—Rue Milton [far from the library]

[A guy and a girl are at a library computer, working on a project...]
Guy: You cited the Onion?  The Onion’s a fake newspaper!  The stories aren’t real.
Girl: It is?  I so didn’t know that.

—Redpath Library

gay guy: That guy has serious potential.
girl: yeah, potential to reject you.

–Schulich Library

[Girl speaking to her friend about an English essay]

Girl #1, to her friend: “You know how books are written, and there are, like, interpretations to them?”

–Redpath Library

“Who the hell is Concordia?”
—Overheard outside Redpath