GIRL to HEAD OF PERFORMANCE at the McGill Concerto Competion: “Are all the pieces in this program Con-ser-toes?”
HEAD OF PERFORMANCE: “Well… as this IS the cercerto competion, one would have to reason that, yes, these are all concertoes.”
GIRL: “Oh! And what key is this one in?”
HEAD OF PERFORMANCE: “Well, you can see in the title that it says ‘Concerto No. 1 in D Major’, so one would reason that it is in D Major.”
GIRL: “Oh! Thanks!”
-Pollak Hall