Girl #1: Are you okay, hon?
Female voice from inside bathroom stall: I don’t know. Is it normal if it’s purple?
–Bathroom at 4Floors

[The first week of classes]
Freshman girl 1: I have one professor teaching three of my classes!
Freshman girl 2: What’s his name?
Freshman girl 1: Staff.

–Shatner Lounge

“I know I’m in politics, but democracy just really doesn’t make that much sense to me.”
—–Shatner lobby, right outside of the Students’ Society office

“How come I never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
–Overheard in Shatner

Limping Girl [in crutches]: I tried something new last night…
Guy: Anal?

–Shatner Lobby