“If you are ill or otherwise unable to take this exam due to your health and/or desire to get trashed, please go directly to Health Services.”
Girl on cell phone: “Yeah, I’m in health services”
(pause)
Girl on cell phone: “I just knew that I couldn’t possibly sit through that exam.”
(pause)
Girl on cell phone: “Okay, cool. Â I’ll call you later. Â We’re totally getting shit-boxed tonight! Alright. Â Bye.”
–Health Services Waiting Room, Brown Building