Saturday, December 16, 2006

“If you are ill or otherwise unable to take this exam due to your health and/or desire to get trashed, please go directly to Health Services.”

Girl on cell phone: “Yeah, I’m in health services”
(pause)
Girl on cell phone: “I just knew that I couldn’t possibly sit through that exam.”
(pause)
Girl on cell phone: “Okay, cool.  I’ll call you later.  We’re totally getting shit-boxed tonight! Alright.  Bye.”
–Health Services Waiting Room, Brown Building

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