Cultural Studies Student: All those date rape videos in high school, the date rapist ALWAYS looked like me! It was kind of a blow on my self esteem.

Girl 1: So wait your boyfriend is from Mexico and he doesn’t speak English?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: So do you speak Mexican?
Guy 1: (amid eruptions of laughter in the group) You are aware that Mexican is a nationality and not a language, right?

—Upper Rez

“I always walk to the train station . . . except for the times i take a cab.”

—New Rez

(Prof puts up slide of a Classical Greek statue of a man that is, naked and with shoulder length hair).
Guy (leans over to girl), “Dude, who’s the chick with the dick?”
—Leacock 26

Guy: Yeah, I hate fighting with my roommate. He’s American, it makes him really aggressive.

—Redpath cafeteria

Prof: What great things have we done since the 18th century, really? With all our technology and progress, what have we really accomplished?
Girl (seemingly in earnest): We have three different kinds of iPod.
Prof: …Yeah…

–ENG 202

Girl: “I know you have a girlfriend, but I’m really drunk. Can I just put my head in your lap for a little bit?”

—at a party

[Girl #1 is walking quickly while Girl #2 is trying to catch up]

Girl #2: Why are you walking so fast?
Girl #1: I have to get home in time to watch Grey’s Anatomy.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I’m applying to med school next year.
Girl #2: OMG, you’re SO gonna get in!

— Roddick Gates