TA: Does everyone understand where I got this  equation? Do you want to see how it’s derived?
Class (different voices): Yes please… No no keep going..
TA: Ok well I have a bunch of people here that want me to derive it and the people on this side don’t.. (confused)
Student: Just derive half of it.

—Mech 412

[after the Prof spends 15 minutes explaining how a Tuesday has been turned into a Monday schedule, and we have class with him on a Tuesday, even though we normally don't]
Girl: So…what about my Tuesday classes, do I still go to those?
—ECON 208

Girl #1: maybe if our lives didn’t suck…
Girl #2: yeah, non-sucking lives would be good…

—at BDP

Male Arts student: The professor of that class is constantly referencing phallic symbols. Phallic this, phallic that. He interprets everything as phallic.
Male Science student: What does phallic mean?

—Subway near Stewart Bio

(Guy and girl come out of a club office)
Guy: So, are we good now?
Girl: I don’t know . . . you really hurt me.
Guy: Babe, come on, it’s like 8 inches.  It’s gotta hurt a little.
Girl:[disgusted stare]

—4th Floor, Shatner 

(while studying for some sort of geography final)
Guy: so in order for it to be classified as a glacier it has to be both made of snow AND be moving.
Girl: well what if it’s not moving, what is it then?
*silence*
Guy: ummmm….ice.

—Second Cup

(Stoners walk into a elevator)
Stoned Skinny Girl: I still cant figure out why it makes that sound.
(The skinny girl keeps knocking her fist into her lung. It makes a drum-like sound)
Stoned Skinny Girl: Its almost like my heart is thumping.
Stoned Guy: Maybe its like cause the lung is a cavity or something.
Skinny Stoned Girl: Even if its a cavity why would it make that sound?
(The stoners exit. Still confused)

– Molson Hall Elevator

(couple, holding hands)
Girl: Yeah, there’s like, no way they’re going to let us work in the lab together.
Guy: Oh? Why not?
Girl: They totally think we’ll do it or something.

—McGill Bookstore Cafe

Girl 1: “For pete’s sake, hurry up, *Sally”
Girl 2: “Who’s Pete?”

— Leacock basement women’s bathroom