*Insert joke about Ariel’s questionably bare chest underwater and the clarity of HD*
Guy 1: Yeah, my parents just bought the new version and it has way better graphics and definition and everything.
Girl 1: It’s still exactly the same
Guy 1: Whatever, it has surround sound.
Girl 1: It’s “The Little Mermaid” -it wasn’t meant for surround sound!
- Outside Burnside