(3 girls chatting on the blue couches; kinda-feminist girl has to sell tickets to the Vagina Monologues)
kinda-feminist girl: You guys should come see the Vagina Monologues.
other girl: Mmmm, I think it’s too feminist for me.
kinda-feminist girl: (slightly sarcastic) Oh OK then why don’t you just go have children and live in your kitchen?
other girl: Haha. Well, still I might walk out of the play feeling like I don’t have to shave my legs anymore.

—Shatner lounge