Girl 1: I just don’t think I can ever be fully monogamous.
Girl 2: What does your boyfriend think about that?
Girl 1: Which one?
- Lower Campus

New Rez Girl: I don’t understand all those women who complain about having to iron clothes. try doing physics bitch!
- Greenbriar

Boy: Yeah Christmas isn’t the same anymore
Girl: yeah, christmas isn’t special unless u get a car.
- New Rez 

Girl #1: Wasn’t World War I the war with all the countries and World War II the
war against the Jews??
Girl #2:Ummmm… No!!
Girl #1: Oh right, that was pearl harbor!

- New Rez

Ignorant liberal white guy who means well: Did you know that some Asians don’t believe that Tianamen Square Happened?
Asian Guy (not Chinese): Well, no shit, the Chinese alone only make up 1/6th of the Earth’s population, what the fuck did you expect? Did you know that some white people don’t believe the Holocaust happened?
White Guy: Yeah, but Tianamen Square was aired on television!

— outside of Solin

Stoned Guy: Do you have anything with, like, protein or cheese in it?
Stoned Girl: YOU’RE EATING JEWS???!!
Stoned Guy: Cheese! Not Jews, cheese!

—Rue Ste-Famille

Girl: ew the salt on the street is so gross! its ruining my pants
Guy: I know, Toronto is so much cleaner, Montreal is like…India

—Aylmer and Milton

Girl 1: We’re thinking of getting a pet
Girl 2: We had a turtle once…it died so we had to flush it down the toilet
Girl 1: no we wouldn’t get a turtle…maybe a dog.
Guy: You can’t flush a dog down the toilet

— Architecture Cafe