Ignorant male student: How do fetuses eat?
(long silence)
Prof: Umm…what do you mean?
Ignorant male student: Like, when they’re in the moms stomach, do they just eat the food that she’s already eaten?
Prof: (very casually) Well, first of all they are in the womb, not the stomach…

—Martin Ampitheater

Prof: Most people prefer to use condoms or the pill… But then there’s the “granola women” who want to go natural.