Tampons are for pussies.
Girl 1: I don’t know how you can use a tampon. Â I’ve never used one. Anyways, even if I did I wouldn’t know what hole to put it in.
Girl 2: (looking embarrassed) um..
Girl 1: I mean, what if i miss? Or what if it gets stuck and the string gets ripped off and it won’t come out?
–Stanley
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The headings for the quotes make them a million times better.
3-hole punch lol
That title is the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time. Thanks for livening up an evening of paper-writing with that.