Saturday, February 24, 2007

First you have to file a Motion to Adjourn Relationship; obviously he’ll file a Motion to Reconsider, so you Motion for Makeup sex, which requires 2/3 of your clothing on the floor to pass.

(Girl giving break-up advice)
Girl on cellphone: “It takes about one month to break up with someone. Don’t worry, you’re just going through the motions”
—Leacock
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