Girl 1 and Girl 2 stop to fawn over miniature dog that another girl has
Girl 1: omg he is soo adorable. helloo, helloo there little guy. aww. so cute
Girl 1 and Girl 2 walk away from girl with dog
Girl 2: oh he was so cute, i wish i could have one
Girl 1: i wish i could have stepped on the little thing and squished its little head

—Milton Gates