Guy 1: “Dude, what’s wrong?”
Guy 2: “Man, I can’t figure out if I got a pass on my midterm.”
Guy 1: “Oh, I’m good at math. What did you get?”
Guy 2: (really seriously) “37%”
Guy 1 (stares blankly): “Dude, that’s fucked.”

—Waiting for the lights to change at Milton Gates