That was close.
(two drunken semi-dressed people come out of a bedroom to find another drunk girl with a bleeding hand)
Drunk girl: I’m bleeding!!! Helppp!
Semi-dressed drunk girl: Shit! Put it under water!
Semi-dressed drunk guy: It’s okay — I’m a lifeguard!
—Upper Rez
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3 Comments :
…makes perfect sense. Lifeguards are trained in
First Aid
good to know that she won’t be bleeding AND drowning.
haha! solid night