What? All that is fictitious!
Drunk Girl 1 (loudly): Whoa, I feel so… promiscuous.
Drunk Girl 2: Um, I don’t think that means what you think it means.
—Metro grocery store, on St. Patty’s day
Drunk Girl 1 (loudly): Whoa, I feel so… promiscuous.
Drunk Girl 2: Um, I don’t think that means what you think it means.
—Metro grocery store, on St. Patty’s day