Porn: because there’s nothing straighter than watching guys better endowed than you fuck the shit out of girls who wouldn’t hook up with you for the abortion money.
Guy 1: Man that was sooo gay.
Guy 2: Ya man, that was so gay that I need to go home to watch porn to reaffirm my heterosexuality.
– Sherbrooke and University
2 Comments :
That title is great.
Ummm… but lesbian porn rocks though because you know that irrespective of how well-endowed, buff or fat-walleted one could be….