and for the record lady, it shall only be up to His Highness to determine how close that pedestal places His crotch to my face
Guy: Last year I had the Prince of Yemen in one of my Psych classes and he was absolutely beautiful.
Girl: Did you want to marry him and do dirty things to him?
Guy: No, it was more like put-him-on-a-pedestal-and-look-at-him-all-day kinda beautiful.
-The Atrium