Monday, June 4, 2007

I say we attribute this to terrorism so that we can ignore the fundamental causes of the girls’ stupidity and of the guy’s mistakes

Exasperated Girl 1: …and oh my god, his dad slept with a hooker! And then she got pregnant! And then he got stuck raising the baby…with the hooker!
Exasperated Girl 2: I know, man!
Exasperated Girl 1 …and you know what’s so weird about this…these people are like…
Both girls together: From really good families!!!!!

-Birks

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