Girl 1: Yeah, Bill Clinton has this disease that makes him constantly erect. Like, he has to take medication to make it stop. Some other big, famous black guy has it actually, but I forget who it is. I think he was an NBA player…
Guy 1: Shaquille O’Neal? I can definitely see him having that.
[silence]
Girl 1: Oh no, I’ve got it! It was Malcolm X.
- Milton Gates