(3 Girls and 2 Guys are walking, 2 couples and a single girl)
Not-single guy 1: Let’s go pick up a bottle and drink on the hill.
Single girl: Can we go to a club first so I can pick up a date? I feel like the 5th wheel.
Not-single girl 1: We can invite Enrico and Bob, they’ve been dating for a few weeks now.
Single girl: That won’t help, then I’ll be a 7th wheel.
Not-single girl 2: Then you’ll be like a minivan!
Single girl: What?
Not-single girl 2: Wait…how many wheels does a minivan have?
- St Catherine