Girl 1: I want to be your baby’s godmother!
Girl 2: I’m Jewish…We don’t have godparents!*
Girl 1: Then I’ll be its…Mosesmother!?
- Sherbrooke

(*Jewnote: Jews do in fact have godparents.)

Drunken froshie: Yo, man. What do you think is better? Christmas or Frosh?
- Milton Gates

“I’m having issues with our burlgar…”
- in front of Lola Rosa Cafe

Guy 1: You know what I hate about the French? They’re rude, annoying, dirty, and standoff-ish…(exasperated sigh), oh and you know what I hate most? They’re so damn…judgemental!
- In front of James Administration Building

Female frosh leader: I love the word fuck!!!
(Grabs megaphone from a guy next to her.)
Female frosh leader: “FUCK!!!!!!”
- frosh, lower field

Prof: “… if we eliminate testosterone, we can eliminate war. And I’m quite certain this quote will show up on Overheard at Mcgill in about five minutes considering how many computers they have here.”

—POLI 244

Girl on phone: So she had an abortion, right?
[PAUSE]
Girl on phone: yeah, but they actually feel surprisingly good!

—Rutheford Physics

Male #1: Okay, okay…Would you rather have sex with a dog or get head from your mom?
(pause)
Male #2: what kind of dog?