(Dude 1 recites the “Mcgill once, Mcgill twice” cheer in its entirety)
Dude 2: That is honestly the best piece of poetry known to mankind.
Dude 3: Yeah, Plato don’t got shit on this guy.
Dude 1: Yeah man, and Shakespeare can just retire.
- Men’s Memorial Pool Locker Room @ the McGill Gym

Prissy girl: Oh my goddddd my back hurts sooooo much… my bag is sooooooooooo heavy…
Random Stoner guy: Oh ya? Well I’m carrying around a 10-pound cock, what the fuck do you got?
- Outside Arts

Prof: They thought it would be like any other war… you march in, burn some fields, rape some livestock, steal some women, and go back home.
- HIST 205, Ancient  Mediterranean History

Girl: When I was younger, I thought penises were remnants of tails.
Friends: *shocked silence*
Girl: So, you know, I thought that girls must be more highly evolved than guys because girls don’t have those little tails.
- Sherbrooke

Girl 1: Oooh my God, I was reading Overheard, and something I said was on it! It made me sound like SUCH a slut.
Girl 2: Well… I mean, you are sometimes…
Girl 1: Yeah, but the INTERNET doesn’t need to know it!
- Leacock

Guy 1: I heard about this guy whose girlfriend got date raped while he was with her. He was so pissed.
Guy 2: But it’s like, such a compliment if your girlfriend gets date raped, ’cause then you know she’s hot.
- New Rez

Prof: It’s not a question of actual babies, it’s a question of HYPOTHETICAL babies.
- Stewart Bio