Guy: Avada Kedavra is so romantic!
- McTavish

Girl 1: Let’s make a shrine
Girl 2: Of what?
Girl 3: Your mom.
- RVC

Guy to girl: Yeah I’ve started research for that paper. I’ve pretty much gone to websites and seen that they exist.
- Otto Maass before a poli sci class

Girl 1: There isn’t much gang violence in Montreal, or at least you don’t hear about it.
Girl 2: That’s only because it’s all in French.
- RVC dorm

Girl: Stop calling women objects or tools! Women are NOT tools!
Guy: Of course they aren’t tools. Tools are useful.
- McGill Arena

Guy on the phone: I don’t know bro…I mean, maybe I should’ve just lied and said I love her.
- Redpath Library

Guy (on Cell Phone) “Dude, I know you totally just got out of jail, but it is going to be alright man school is great.”
- Outside Leacock

Dude 1: I saw Rambo over the weekend.
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: It’s good if you like action movies. You should see it.
Dude 2, (trepidatiously): Yeah… I haven’t seen the first ones, though.
- cultural studies

Student: You know, in the circular vascatory system…wait…don’t overheard that!
-Ghetto

Prof: Has anyone ever been intimate with a cow?
— Biology 205, Adams Auditorium