Student on cell phone: Hey, do you want to come see a play with me tonight? Ya? It’s the “Taming of the Shrew,” it’s based on that movie: “Ten Things I Hate About You!”
- Arts Building West Wing

Professor: 1984 – OK, on the negative side it’s a dictatorship, so you can’t have sex when you want but on the other hand, people make your decisions for you and you’ve got a job for life.
- EAST 211

Engineer 1: Valentines is coming up. What should i get my girlfriend?
(long pause)
Engineer 2: Does she like Star Wars?
- engineering common room

Prof: It took me forever to convince my university alma mater that I was dead. I had to send things back marked “deceased” for years.
- GEOG 300

Prof: If we were all in this room naked, we’d be pretty ugly to look at.
- Phil. Foundations of Ed., Education Faculty

Squeegee guy (holding bucket of water and talking on his cell phone): Hello?…. On fire?!…. Holy fuck, I’ll be right there.
- Lower Field

Birthright rep: Excuse me, are you Jewish?
Gentile: No, I’m not, sorry. But Shabbot Shalom, eh?
- Leacock Lobby

Prof: So, minimal standards of living in Canada are very different to Togo.
Student: What the fuck is Togo?
- ECON 209

Girl: I’m sorry, I don’t speak geek!-OH! Do you have Transformers?
- de Bullion

Prof: There are typically three signs that indicate a child may be at risk for developing pyschotic tendencies. What are they?
Student: Pyromania, mutilating or killing animals, and early sexual tendencies.
Prof: That’s right. Now if you’re a parent and your kid is having sex with flaming animals, I would get that checked out.
- McConnell 13