I was piss drunk last night! Or was it the other way around?
Loud Drunk Guy: And it was only after I took at giant swig from the bottle that I put two and two together and realized that it wasn’t flat beer. It was the bottle I had pissed in earlier.
-Outside Molson Stadium
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well to be fair I only drank from the bottle after I had seen my friend and floor fellow drink from it and exclaim that it was flat beer.
and then i made out with the friend only to discover the next morning he’d drank the piss.
the comments just added to the hilarity.