Girl: Oh, Yom Kippur. I like it better than the other ones ’cause it sounds like Yogi Bear!

-Bronfman Lobby

Professor: The age of consent varies with age and level of authority, so a professor cannot legally have sex with a student who is 17… So, please take out your driver’s licenses.

-Jewish Studies Building

Girl: Are we McGillers…or McGillians? McGillians makes sense, right? William Shatner was the star of Gilligan’s Island.

–Leacock

Girl 1: What, exactly, does Muslim mean?
Girl 2: I think it’s, like, a type of Islam or something.

-Stewart Bio

“I got really drunk and woke up in a corn field in Minnesota.”

-the benches by Leacock

Girl: Man, I was so upset when I got my period this morning! I was looking forward to having a month off and just getting an abortion in a couple of weeks. Seriously, sometimes life just isn’t fair.

-Molson Hall

“The Brown Student Services Building??.. What? Where do the white people go?”

-McTavish Gates

While answering questions in Essentials of English Grammar:

Prof: Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I was thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.

-ED216

Guy #1: Pineapple is the best fruit on earth. If I had to choose between eating pineapple and having sex, I would definitely choose pineapple.
Guy #2: No…I would choose sex.

-Burnside Hall, Geo Lounge.

Girl 1: What did you think of the midterm?
Girl 2: It wasn’t easy but it wasn’t hard either, you know what I mean?
Girl 3: Yea totally!
Girl 2:I mean I didn’t even study and I got 40%!

- Campus