Girl: (yelling angrily) Will someone PLEASE tell me what the STUPID Spanish Inqui-frickin-sition is?!

-Leacock

Guy: I am really into this Green Fashion Show and all, but sometimes I just wish there was global warming.
Girl: Seriously…

-Milton Gates

Guy: I hug you and all I get is head.

- outside Wong

Professor: Does anyone know what MAT stands for?
(Silence)
Professor: Ménage à trois.
(Laughter)
Oblivious Student: Must be a lot of French people here…

-Otto Maass

Professor: There are normal and excessive sex organs. Excessive organs are like breasts in women. We’ll touch upon them next class.

-Subway in Arts

Guy: If either of us was to become a paranoid schizophrenic and kill someone, I think it’s less likely to be me…

-Arts Building Steps

(talking about a professor)

Girl: He’s so hot, with that white shirt he always wears.

Guy: Actually last week he was wearing this….burlesque-like sweater!

Girl: … you mean burlap?

–Leacock

Girl #1: So is he a pothead?
Girl #2: Oh, no – but he does smoke a lot, and deal…
-RVC Caf

Guy: Did she use the strap-on banana?

- Outside Redpath cafeteria

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