Girl 1: Sex is like the best diet ever. You burn so many calories.

Girl 2: Uhhhh, that’s not a diet, that’s an exercise regime.

Girl 1: Not the sex I have…

Girl 2: Gross.

-Prince Arthur

Professor: The great thing about being a nurse is that you can see whoever you want naked.

-Duff Building

Professor: Do you have any experience in Asia?

Student: Not really… Well, I lived in Vancouver for a little bit.

-Leacock

Guy 1: So you think I should tell her?

Guy 2: No dude, a zit on the dick is definitely not first date material.

-Redpath