Girl 1: That’s the only reason I want to go to Japan…that and to see the Great Wall…

-Aylmer

Girl #1: Wait, is the Plateau a building?
Girl #2: Or is it like a region?

-Aylmer

Frosh Facilitator: OK guys now we are going to play the STD game to learn about STD awareness

Guy: I play the STD game every Friday night.

- Lower field

Girl: It’s just a research paper so there’s no thought process. Just plagiarism, plagiarism, plagiarism.

-Leacock 26.

Prof: [looking at Girl 1] …Are you from the US?
Girl 2: She’s wearing a Roots sweater – why did you think that she was from the US?
Prof: I’m wearing no underwear. Where am I from?

- Leacock

Girl: My sister got swine flu…
Guy: Oh yeah?
Girl: … then she passed it to my dog.

-Bronfman

Girl 1: I’m not a fan of the cock.
Girl 2: …..excuse me?
Girl 1: You know. The Cock. Cockiness. In guys?
Girl 2: *stares in awe*

- Adams Auditorium

Guy: Every time they make salmon I just want to yell, “smells like slut in here!”
-BMH

Girl: I know that we sweat more in summer than in winter, but I don’t remember why!

-RVC

Prof: Firms get a hard on when they make profits….

- Econ 225