Girl #1: Can I make an appointment to see an adviser?
Guy Behind Counter: Yeah, sure. Your assigned adviser is available.
Girl #1: Uh…..can I see someone else? She made me cry last time.
Girl #2 In Line: OMG me too!
Girl #3: YEAH me too!!!

-Dawson Hall

Prof: Angela Davis will be here on Friday to give a talk… Now, does anyone know who Angela Davis is?

Student: Isn’t that the woman who was raped and killed?

-Adams Auditorium

Prof: The most common way to experience the feeling of ecstasy is through orgasm… Have you all had orgasms? I hope so… That’s your homework tonight. Everyone needs to go home and have an orgasm.

-Arts Legacy

Girl: It’s like the Rogers people put an electric buzzer up your vagina and it goes off every time you try to call customer service!

- Lower field

(discussing Rez Council elections)
Girl: I’d totally be his VP Internal.

- Lower Campus

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

Professor: The slaughter industry is the biggest user of tampons in Canada.

-Class

Girl: I think formalism is stupid.
Guy: Yeah? Well I think deconstructionism is stupid!
Girl: YEAH?? Well maybe we should just break up!

-Campus