Girl 1: He has this really different accent because he’s from Niagara.
Girl 2: WHAT! He’s on Viagra?!?!
Guy: Possible Side Effects: you get a strong Canadian accent
- Geo Lounge

Girl1: Listen, so like 95% of Canada lives in Toronto.
(Table full of international students stare in awe)
Gir1: Well, like the GTA…the Greater Toronto Area.

-New Rez

“I know everyone claims to be anti-American, but I mean, if you want to be screwed, you’d rather be screwed by the Americans than the Europeans – at least, the Americans will pay your cab fare home.”

—International Business class in Bronfman

(Two girls placing an order for food online)
Girl 1: What’s the postal code here?
Girl 2: um….I don’t know. I think it’s K3A something
Girl 1: Oh you mean H3A?
Girl 2: No, K ’cause we’re in Canada
Girl 1: …. for real?
Girl 2: yeah….is that not right?
Girl 1: oh my god.

—McConnell Residence

Guy 1: So, what’s the mask for?
Guy 2: Oh, its so when you finger-bang a goat on camera your face won’t show up on the internet.
Guy 1 (shocked): We’re finger-banging goats? I don’t even think there are goats in Montreal.

—Leacock Lobby

Guy: You guys have mounted police? They go around on horses? That is sooo “Age of Empires”!

—BMH

Girl: Is Prince Edward Island an island?

—New Rez study room

American Guy: [Jokingly] Canadians are mostly pussies who’ll believe anything the government tells them. I bet if me and you threw down I’d win solely on the fact that I’m American and you’re Canadian.
Canadian Guy: Oh please. If you and I actually got into a real fight you’d get knock down faster than the Twin Towers.

—Outside Redpath

Girl: I can’t believe it! I’m in Canada and I can’t get ice!

—RVC Caf

(a bunch of Engineers playing Halo 2)
Engineer 1: You’re raping everyone, man!
Engineer 2: Yeah, I mean, that’s illegal in some states.
Engineer 3: Uh… some?

—Engineering Lounge