“Oh yeah? Well, I could be wrong, but knowing myself, I don’t think so.”
- one philosophy prof. critiquing another

[on the first day of HIST 200: Intro to African History]
Girl 1: Are you seriously planning to take this class?
Girl 2: No. I’m just checking it out.
Girl 1: I don’t even know why I’m in this class, I’m not black.

– LEACOCK

[in large lecture hall]
Girl: So, are you like dating this girl?
Guy: (loudly) Welllllll, I’m not sleeping with her. I’m not sleeping with anyone right now actually….Crap, I think I said that too loud and now half the people in this course know.

“It’s better for New Zealand to grow sheep. And Hobbits. Egypt can’t grow Hobbits. I mean, if you did Lord Of The Rings in Egypt, it would be like ‘Where does this dessert end, Aragorn?’”
– Rex Brynen, POLI 244

Girl (with her hand up):”Like, are killer bees a social problem?”
—Sociology 201