First Time Stoner Girl: Touch my hand!
Passing Guy: …uh…ok?
First Time Stoner Girl:: It’s….it’s…it’s evaporating!  I swear!
–Douglas Hall

High Guy: (Shouting) “Touch my hand it feels like Jesus!”
High Guy: (Shouting) “You’re very clever…physically”

–St Catherine’s

Stoned Boy #1: Hey, does taste exist?
Stoned Boy #2: No…
Stoned Boy #1: Then taste! (passes beer) Does it taste? Or does it feeeel?

–at Gardner Hall

Girl: Yeah I love my roommate, she’s–
Guy: Yeah–
Girl: great, but, I need my space. Like, stop doing coke off my desk…

On University Ave, toward Upper Rez

Stoned Guy: What if sea creatures have it right and we have it wrong?
–Gardner Hall

[Two guys totally baked wearing McGill sweatshirts]
Baked Guy 1: I wonder what would happen if we grew weed only using Fiji Water
Baked Guy 2: Dude…that’ll be dope

–Ultra on Parc at 3am

Girl: “Maybe it was just because I was so stoned, but Sex and the City was really good last night.”

–Second Cup on Milton

[Teacher giving lecture on street drugs including pot which he has been going on about for 10 minutes.]
Girl: Are weed and pot the same thing?
Prof: Yes. (and quickly moves on)