Limping Girl [in crutches]: I tried something new last night…
Guy: Anal?

–Shatner Lobby

[outside stripclub, in broad daylight, two attractive girls pass]

stripclub hypeman: hey baby, you lookin’ good. What are you? Are you Lebanese?
[girls hurry away]
girl 1: what did he mean am i Lebanese? does that mean he thinks my sunglasses are ugly?
girl 2: no way, they look totally hot on you.