Guy 1: Oh, sorry man. I forgot to tell you about it… if you were on facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy 2: (looks pissed off) …I live two doors down from you…

—Molson

Younger Student: Do you have Facebook? (opens her Facebook profile) See, this is mine…
Continuing Ed/Older Student: HAHA! What’s that? You’re looking to get a date?!

—Stewart Bio

Girl (to friend): We aren’t the only ones who stalk on facebook, are we?

—Arts Building

Guy 1: I have a picture of your penis!
Guy 2:Really? Post it on facebook later!

—MORE house

Girl in the hall: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
(pauses)
…facebook!!
- Molson

Girl: So how was your night last night?
Guy: I dunno, we’ll have to see what the Facebook pictures say
- SnowAP Tent

Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Chris lately?

Girl #2: No, I’m really worried about him.

Girl #1: Oh my god I know! Have you seen his facebook statuses?

girl: I just can’t stop kissing you…did you hear me? I just said I can’t stop kissing you!
guy: ya, ya… Im looking at facebook pictures…can we talk later?

—SSMU Lounge 

(After sitting down for two minutes)
Guy: I feel like I’m on facebook.

—hallway of a residence