[A large group of friends eating lunch.]
Girl 1: So what happened?
Girl 2: I don’t want to talk about it, ok? He sent me a facebook message, it’s over.

–BMH Caf

[Girl walks away from guy. Guy chases after girl and just stops]
Guy: I DON’T UNDERSTAND! WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!
Girl: I canNOT BELIEVE YOU REMOVED ME FROM YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST!!!!

–Leacock

girl #1: “invite your friends to the party on friday!”
girl #2: “[long pause]…how do i invite them if they’re not on facebook?”
boy #1 *wets himself*

—Exhibition Room (architecture building)