A group of guys were talking while walking to class

Guy: “So on one side there was a pussy, and on the other side it had a grizzly bear standing up.”

- McGill Ghetto

Waiter: How would you like your eggs?
Guy #1: Easy-over please.
Guy #2: It’s over-easy, dude.
Girl: Yeah, he’s right.
Guy #1: Oh whatever.. hold my dick.
(pause)
Guy #1: Or wait.. dick my hold.

-Chez Cora

Upper year girl, on a recent relationship with a much younger student: I couldn’t get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!

- McGill Ghetto

Student: You know, in the circular vascatory system…wait…don’t overheard that!
-Ghetto

Girl: I’m sorry, I don’t speak geek!-OH! Do you have Transformers?
- de Bullion

Guy: Yeah, you know, when I don’t blaze my OCD really comes out…

—-Prince Arthur

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your birthday?
Guy 2: It was good.
Guy 1: Did you throw up?
Guy 2: Uh…yea the morning after.
Guy 1: (pumping his fist) Yes!!!!!—Durocher

Guy (walking alone, repeating to self out loud): “I will build a spaceship. Together we will rule the galactic empire!”

—Hutchison

Pretty blonde (to brunette friend): The problem with blonde jokes, is that sometimes I don’t get them.
—Durocher

Girl 1: Peace, love and understanding is my favourite song!
Girl 2: [laughs] Yeah, I can relate to that. I don’t think police understand me either!

—Milton and Parc