[Preppy girl walking up to a hipster guy]
Girl: Ou est le Plateau? The Plateau? Where is it?

–Corner of Parc and Mont Royal

Girl on cell: “…and he was like, “If you’re from British Columbia, how come you don’t have a British accent?”

–Parc and Prince Arthur

[5 black guys and their wigger friend pose for a picture at a party]
Wigger (as photo gets taken, jokingly): I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!
[photo gets taken]
Black Guy 1: Man, you hear what he just said?
Black Guy 2: That shit ain’t funny!
Random White Guy: It’s kind of funny…

–Party on Prince Arthur/Aylmer

Guy1: Wow, remember that night. John funneled so many beers.
Guy2: Man, I was at this party a few months ago and this guy was funneling, but then somebody threw in two shots of vodka on the top. He was making out with porcelain all night.
Guy1: *laughs*…Who’s Porcelain?

—-Parc and Prince Arthur

Girl 1: …it’s because every girl that he sleeps rwith has to like go into hiding!!!
Girl 2: *sigh* yeah

–Prince Arthur and St. Dominique

[two girls walk by]
Girl 1: Sometimes I feel like I want to kill myself.
Girl 2: I hate walking by homeless people.

–waiting for the 97 East at 9pm on Mont Royal and Parc

(Two guys meet on the sidewalk)
Guy 1: What happened to you the other night?
Guy 2: Don’t ask. Suffice to say; it’s a long story and it involves pain.

–Prince Arthur

Guy: He has fake boobies…(awkward silence)…I touch his boobies all the time…
–McGill Ghetto