(While discussing the rationale for creating international organizations)
Student: Is it not possible that a state could create an international organization simply to serve as a diversion for other things?
Prof: How do you mean? Give me an example…
Student: Well, this one time on ‘24′…
(Class explodes in laughter)

—POLI 345 (Int’l Organizations)

Student: Is it true that a McGill professor is working on a bunker-busting bomb?
Professor: Yes, because we have learned that Concordia is up to something in their bunkers
(Class: slight laughter )
Professor: Yes, that is where they are training them to deliver pizza.
(Class: loud laughter and applause)

—POLI 227 (Intro. to Developing Areas), Leacock 132

Girl: You’ll always be my VP External!
(Handsome) Boy: Thanks baby, I can be your VP Internal if you want me to be
Girl: EWW!
- Douglas 

Guy: We’re taking it back, I’m putting the rape back in diplomatic relations.

—SSMU Lounge

[Prof is doing a colonialism simulation it incldues a girl and a boy pretending to be married farmers.]
Prof: Okay, go on and farm.
[The boy and the girl go to the front, and sit down on the steps of the stage.]
Prof: Stand up, you can’t farm sitting down!
[The two students stand up, and just stand there doing nothing.]
Prof (To boy): Come on, farm! Use your hoe!

–Intro to Developing Areas 

Guy 1 (Giving Out Flyers): “Freezing for tuition freeze”
Guy 2: “What? This place is already cheaper than daycare!”

—Between Arts and McConnell

Prof: “Costa Rico is much better at producing bananas than Canada.”
- ECON 208

Girl: So how was your night last night?
Guy: I dunno, we’ll have to see what the Facebook pictures say
- SnowAP Tent

[student reacting to professor's story about landmines in Zimbabwe]
Student: “Ok… I’m from Zimbabwe… where EXACTLY are the land mines?”

—POLI 244