Guy 1: You’re drunk.
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up.
Guy 1: You shut up.
Guy 2: No! I can do whatever the fuck I want! It’s Canada!

—Upper Rez

[A large group of friends eating lunch.]
Girl 1: So what happened?
Girl 2: I don’t want to talk about it, ok? He sent me a facebook message, it’s over.

–BMH Caf

[Two blondes walking down the stairs]
Blonde Girl #1: Oh my god, I can’t believe we live on an island! I so didn’t know that!
Blonde Girl #2: I know… what would you do if it just like, sank?

- Gardner

[while cramming for my global places and people exam]
Girl 1 : whats this about nomads in africa?
Girl 2: Oh i TOTALLY KNOW THAT!
Girl 1: i think its like something about pastoralization right?
Girl 2: No no.. its like gnomes and stuff
Girl 1: (with a look of disbelief)… you mean to tell me we’re supposed to know about GNOMES. like garden gnomes?
Girl 2: sure.. what? why?

—New Rez

girl 1: im so excited for my grandmother to visit this weekend.
girl 2: yah mine told me she was going to visit soon…(silent pause)… but she has Alzheimer’s, so she probably forgot

—New Rez

First Time Stoner Girl: Touch my hand!
Passing Guy: …uh…ok?
First Time Stoner Girl:: It’s….it’s…it’s evaporating!  I swear!
–Douglas Hall

Girl 1: If it looks like a pepper and it’s red, it’s a RED PEPPER
Girl 2: But that could be a tomato!!
Girl 3: …tomatoes aren’t shaped like peppers.

–New Rez Caf

[While eating dinner at RVC]
Gardner Girl #1 looks around the cafeteria, says to Gardner Girl #2: “We are ridiculously good-looking…”

–RVC Cafeteria

Girl 1: “im getting warts from the shower”
Girl 2: “like…. genital warts?”

–Molson Bathroom

[Discussion of the fate of the unclaimed pots and pans left in the kitchenettes]
Girl 1: So what if no one comes to get them?
Girl 2: They’re donated to charity…
Girl 1: Why does charity need them? It’s not like they have any food to cook…

–McConnell Hall