Girl 1: I have a d-cup!
Girl 2: I have a d-cup too!
Girl 3: Me too!
Girl 1: Yay! D-club!!!

—RVC

(Talking about some documentary she’s seen in class.)
Ignorant Girl: Yeah, it’s set in Panovo.
Clearly Better Informed Friend: (confused) What? Where?
Ignorant Girl: In Panovo. (louder) PANOVO. (spells slowly) P-A-N-O-V-O.
Clearly Better Informed Friend: I really don’t know what you’re referring to.
Ignorant Girl: You must know about it, you just don’t remember. It’s one of the Spanish speaking countries.
—RVC Cafeteria

Girl 1: Why are all the guys I’ve made out with in the caf at the same time today?
Girl 2: Because there’s 16 of them.
—RVC

Girl: What? You had Tantric Sex with my father?

—RVC Cafeteria

Girl: “I remember the last time I passed out – it was at my pap smear…”

—RVC Cafeteria

Girl: I can’t believe it! I’m in Canada and I can’t get ice!

—RVC Caf

Post-Carnival Hungover Girl: Don’t you know what happened to me? I passed out in the RVC study room. I could have been raped!

Girl 1: So, a cockblock and cocktease pretty much explain themselves in the name
Girl 2: Cockblock, cocktease, I’m cock-everything!
- RVC Cafe

Girl 1: I saw your friend Matt today.
Girl 2: Matt? Which Matt?
Girl 1: Hot Matt.
Girl 2: Hot Volleyball Matt?
Girl 1: He’s not hot.
Girl 2: Ugly Matt?
Girl 1: No, Gay Matt… Metrosexual Matt…
(pause)
Girl 2: Ohhhh… that Matt.
Girl 1: There are too many Matts.
- RVC

[While eating dinner at RVC]
Gardner Girl #1 looks around the cafeteria, says to Gardner Girl #2: “We are ridiculously good-looking…”

–RVC Cafeteria