Girl1: My exams raped me so hard.
Girl 2: Omigod, my exams raped me harder than the McGill football team.
Stranger: Are you serious!?
Girl 2: Yeah our football team has, like, the worst rep.
- Train, over winter break

Girl 1: Is seductor a word? because i think this guy was totally trying to seduct me..
- corner of Milton and University

Girl #1: She told me that he’s too straight, too heteronormative, and that I should work on that.
Girl #2: Get a strap-on, obviously.
- FRSL 101

Girl 1: So, a cockblock and cocktease pretty much explain themselves in the name
Girl 2: Cockblock, cocktease, I’m cock-everything!
- RVC Cafe

Girl 1: I just don’t get why he doesn’t get hard when we make out Girl 2: God, why does he have to get hard? Just because everything’s hard on your body..
Girl 1: What?? What’s hard on my body? My imaginary penis?
Girl 2: No, your nipples
Girl 1: (pause) oh yeah…
- Redpath Timmy Ho’s

Girl 1: I just don’t think I can ever be fully monogamous.
Girl 2: What does your boyfriend think about that?
Girl 1: Which one?
- Lower Campus

One really tall guy: oh man you’re short
Really short girl: haha
Another really tall guy: YEAH!! you’re really short!!!
Really short girl: Well it doesn’t matter how short you are when you’re on your knees.

Stewart Biol 4th floor

Cultural Studies Student: All those date rape videos in high school, the date rapist ALWAYS looked like me! It was kind of a blow on my self esteem.

Girl: Oh god, I hate those mornings when you wake up thinking “god where am i?”
Guy: Funny, I usually wake up thinking “shit, where are my pants??”

–Strathcona