Girl: Being a prostitute in Mexico? Thats actually a pretty good idea.
Boy: Umm, why?
Girl: All the guys are tan there!
-Milton Gates

Girl: Sleeping with TAs isn’t slutty; it’s just good sense. It’s like buying insurance for your GPA.

- Milton

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

Guy: I feel like a rapist when I open doors with gloves on.

–Leacock

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Girl 1: Your hair looks really good today!
Girl 2: Thanks! I had a lot of sex last night.

-Campus

Girl: Yeah, I saw a lot of penises this weekend.

–Trottier

Girl: He was on top of me, and the next thing I know he started to take off his dinosaur suit.

–Arts Building