Guy1: “She was really submissive, like you could do whatever you wanted to her”
Guy2: “Yeah but it’s not like I’m gonna fuck her in the eyesocket or anything”

—Rutherford Physics Lounge

Ambulance Driver: “Are you sure you want to go to the hospital with her? It’s only midnight–I’m sure you could hook up with someone else tonight.”

Girl 1: …it’s because every girl that he sleeps rwith has to like go into hiding!!!
Girl 2: *sigh* yeah

–Prince Arthur and St. Dominique

[in large lecture hall]
Girl: So, are you like dating this girl?
Guy: (loudly) Welllllll, I’m not sleeping with her. I’m not sleeping with anyone right now actually….Crap, I think I said that too loud and now half the people in this course know.

Barista 1– “Could we hug at the same time as doing yoga?”
Barista 2– “Isn’t that having sex?”

—McGill Bookstore Cafe

Girl to her friend: “I’m tired of masturbation. I’d rather just have sex.”

–Corner of Des Pins and University

“It can’t be that hard. People have been making babies for centuries.”
–Behind the McGill gym

[older man walks up to younger women]
Older Man: I like orgies on boats.

–A Bar on Crescent

Girl1: They say everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten…
Girl2: Then I have killed many cats
Guy- me too
Girl2 – It’s a good thing that they have nine lives, otherwise they’d be extinct!

Limping Girl [in crutches]: I tried something new last night…
Guy: Anal?

–Shatner Lobby