[In regards to a Prince Albert(wiki article, contains a photograph of a penis), the piercing]

Guy: He’s my best friend, I don’t want to stick pins into him.

[Two guys taking a study break]
Guy 1: Dude, girls are so boring.
Guy 2: I dunno… Girls get way more interesting once you get your dick inside them.

–Presse Cafe, Milton/Parc

Ed Note: We got the same quote, from three different submitter, recalled in three different ways. It’s Overheard At McGill’s game of telephone. Each version recalls the exchange differently.

Version 1:
English major fails to comprehend angelology
(In ENGL 202, pur hero [the professor] explains that according to Paradise Lost, angels could have more pleasurable sex than mortals. He also explains that angels were exclusively depicted as males at the time…)
Girl: Who did the angels have sex with?
Ken Borris: Each other.
Girl: EW!

Version 2:
paradise lost?
guy: so they were having gay angel sex?
—-in eng. 202, filled with english majors or minors at 8:30 am

Version 3:
English Lecture on Paradise lost-

Guy- So they all have gay angel sex?
Prof- Uh.. Yeah!
Prejudiced annoying girl who always makes obnoxious comments: EWW!!

Friend: So, how was she?
Brotha: Naw, I didn’t let it get that far.
Friend: Come on ‘dawg,’ why not?
Brotha: She was like Amazon.com, down there, and I wasn’t into buying her goods.

—Outside of James Administration Building

Guy: I don’t think seven years of bad sex would be that bad…after all, you could still drink, right?

–Upper Rez

Prof [reading from an article about women]: “They say that 80 percent of the time when women say no to sex they really mean yes”
Random guy [asks hopefully]: “Really? 80?”

—PHIL 240

guy [to girl]: so I woke up with both of your lipsticks on my neck.

–near Milton Gates

Girl 1: And I had just had like a crazy six hour sex marathon with my boyfriend.
Girl 2: *laughs*
Girl 1: Yeah, I was so sore. It made playing volleyball very difficult.

–Arts Building

Charity Hawker: Donate to breast cancer research!
[no one steps up to give money]
Charity Hawker: SAVE THE TITTIES!

- Roddick Gates

[discussing an incident in a hot tub]
Guy: I notice people are starting to stare at me, but I’m checking my hair, my teeth, but there fine. Then this woman goes up to me and says ‘its a cold day today?’ and sorta smiles. Finally, my friend who’s on his cell stops for a minute to say ‘your balls are hanging out of your shorts’.